sloppy joe nut

When you come really hard and have diarrhea at the same time

The sex was really good, but then my body realized that I'd had too much Taco Bell. So, yeah, when I came it was a sloppy joe nut.

by CallMePickles November 3, 2021

Sloppy Joe Rogan

When a guy takes a dump in a girl's hand and she then jerks him off with that hand using the poop as lube.

I paid this hooker $100 to give me a sloppy Joe Rogan last night.

by Stee Fornera January 10, 2007

sloppy-joe

noun A grotesque (& awesome!) sexual act when after taking a dump on a womans back, the man proceeds to have anal sex with her until reaching climax, blowing clumpy man-chowder all over the steaming pile of feces.

"Hey Erik hows' the misses?", asked Tom.
Erik replied, "Man last night me and Julio, be tag teamin' that blonky bitch and I decided to spice things up with the mad flava of sloppy-joe. Shit was sensational."

by Evan604 September 28, 2008

Sloppy Joe

When a southern tonk goes flaccid for no reason before sex.

Nope his dick did a sloppy joe.

by Old Grit April 13, 2011

Kitty Sloppy Joe

When a woman gives a sloppy blow job with juices from her particulars.

Kameron wanted to spice things up so I had him do a Kitty Sloppy Joe.

by Fatty Dong Kegs July 10, 2020

Sloppy Joe Biden

Giving or receiving sloppy top while under the influence of xanax

Jill gave me a sloppy joe Biden for 3 hours straight!

by CharlieDaytona April 27, 2022

Sloppy Joe Fart

Little bit of poop that shoots out and gets stuck in the butt crack. Causing Sloppy Joe Buns.

The buffet last night gave me Sloppy Joe Farts.

Sloppy Joe Farts are the leading cause of SJB

by Wabalabadubdub August 14, 2016