Shalava Joan

a short female, with ginger hair, and snitches for no damn reason.

Damn! Why does Shalava Joan be snitching on us for no reason?

by @og._.dave January 9, 2020

Joan

Joan is a name that the ultimate life forms have. Only people who are greek gods have this name. They can make you happy or sad for seconds. They also have huge dick.

Anna: I don’t wanna be couple with you anymore.
Carl: But why?
Anna: I met Joan and you’re ugly.

by KC13579 November 22, 2021

Joan

Joan is a slang term from (American Hoods) that means 'to roast' (a person)
To 'roast' someone involves giving sharp criticism or making a humorous comment at their expense (either jokingly or seriously)

If you stay in the hood often or live in the hood, you better know how to Joan - Janky
Why? - Izzy
Because if you don't, they find out, you're gonna be the bid - Janky

by Derp my bomba January 15, 2025

Joan

(VERB): TO SCREW UP.

EX. "THE SURGEON JOANED UP THE
TRANSPLANT, KILLING THE PATIENT."

by Principal Scudworth February 5, 2024

Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Joan

(Verb): To Screw Up. Screwing up everything for everyone else.

EX: "The Surgeon JOANED up the transplant, killing the patient."

by honestabe2002 February 17, 2024

Joan

A girl that refuses to show you her tits

I wanna see them but she’s being such a fucking Joan

by Stefcringe November 20, 2021