jizz

seminal fluid contains bacteria in healthy men.
men with prostatitis are carrying dangerous bacteria in their sacs. If sperm count is declining, as it has for the last 100 years, it means bacteria count is increasing. Most bacteria are the same size as sperm. The bacteria feeds on the same fluid that the sperm feed on.
European doctors say Americans lack magnesium in their diet. Magnesium helps the immune system kill bacteria.
American doctors want to make money from infected eyes and prostatitis. Medicine in Canada is free. 4 years in the U.S. military gives a person free medicine for life at the Veteran's Hospitals. Take a bath in Epson Salts which is Magnesium Sulfate. Magnesium is best absorbed through the skin. You will feel better and know again "clean in thought, word and deed" like Circe's Grove Children before the Bible and its Chatal Hayuk antecedents poisoned everyone.
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by one eyed dragon January 06, 2013
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It is a birdwatching term which refers to the markings on the birds breast.

"geoff was excited to see a Northern reed warbler it had such lovely jizz on its breast"
"geoff was excited to see a Northern reed warbler it had such lovely jizz on its breast"
by sharegod March 11, 2010
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This is when an old man tries to secrete seminal fluid, but he is so old that it is only dust.
Grandad just fapped and jizzed everywhere.. quick somebody get the duster.
by Shornathon! February 11, 2009
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is short for Jeremy aswell as male Semen/sperm.
Shan"Hey Jizz lets go talk to those girls over there"

Jizz(Jeremy)"cool man ill just grab my shotty & some duct tape"

Herb"weirdo"
by Shanley2204 November 04, 2010
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Term used in parts of Ireland to describe alcoholic beverages.
Paul: I take unreal jizz!
Everyone else: Yes you do, we're clearly unfit for our jizz!
by Trueman_St January 04, 2008
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A very uncommon nickname for a "glob of ectoplasm" in Guild Wars.
by Crimzon August 02, 2006
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the art of opening a soda as you squeeze it, thus causing the carbonation to invade every oraface on a persons face. Including ears nose and mouth. It also causes Eye stinging
I Jizzed my coke all over that dudes face. That'll teach him to mess with me.
by Tommy Cool June 10, 2005
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