JFK bag

a $50 bag of weed, for the rich or elite potheads.

(JFK is the president on the 50 cent piece.)

...50 cent the Half Dollar, not rapper you idiot.

Equivalencies (hurts to do this but I know someone is confused):

5 Dime bags = 1 JFK bag
10 Nikel bags = 1 JFK bag

Dealer: Hello citizen, what can I get for you today? Nickel bag? Dime Bag?
L33T Smoker: Fuck that, hook me up with a JFK bag.
Dealer: That will be $50 kind sir, would you like paper or plastic?

by Jakeaway XVI June 26, 2008

JFK'ing it

When you duct tape a 12X scope onto your member, then proceed to ejaculate onto a cardboard cutout of JFK and his wife across the room.

JFK'ing it; Example- me and my friend were messing around and I accidentally JFK'd it on John face.

by Pornhub.com/xX360NoSc0p3Xx January 27, 2016

JFK'ing

When you are so tired your head falls violently rearward, as if you were just shot in the head.

"Damn Jeff, are you allright?"
"Yeah man, I'm so tired, just keep JFK'ing"

by KGriz November 20, 2016

JFK.O.

The feeling of wanting to be shot in the head from a long distance without seeing it coming, making the death quick and easy.

I wish someone on those buildings would JFK.O. me

by Scooopy poop woooty January 6, 2019

jfk shot

the act of shooting an enemy in the head through the back of a friendly in call of duty

I jfk shot him through you.

by towliehatesyou September 2, 2010

JFK-ing

the act of splattering all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

Brian likes JFK-ing girls on the 1st date, thats how he landed Danielle.

by JFK-ing around January 20, 2012

JFK Jr

In Golf: 3 dead in the water

:To hit three balls into a water hazard

Hey honey, how was golf?

Horrible. I shot a JFK Jr. on the 3rd and never recovered.

by uwbadger3 April 29, 2009