Jax

"Jax" is short for jacksonville a slow city in Florida, 1/2 of them are in jail, the other half is old people waiting to die.

"omg, i havent heard from my boyfriend lately!"
"have you checked jacksonville mugshots?
"thats the first thing i did!"
"some crazy shit always happening here in jax he probably passed out at a bus stop im sure one of the old fucks will drive him home."

by makaylalagos February 6, 2017

Jax

He is sometimes a good friend but he likes to pretend that he is the boss.

Hey who is that? Its that Jax guy *twerk*

by ambrovlad November 26, 2023

Jax

Sucks at singing

-His girlfriend

My boyfriend Jax sucks at singing!

by 0n_cracK May 25, 2022

Jax

Is a really good and loyal friend and is really sexy

Jax is so sexy

by anonymous January 16, 2022

National Jax day

A time where everyone gathers to have a joyful holiday on February 11th

Yay it’s national jax day

by Davis dadery February 11, 2022

Jax

A theater kid with dancing, singing, and acting skills. He's zesty, but straight, and for some reason all the girls want him. He has a big dick but won't talk about it due to being devoted to Christianity. He loves one color and will wear it all the time, in the form of sweats and sneakers. He's smart, and loyal, and a great friend.

Person 1-"Woah, that kid's born to be on broadway!"
Person 2-"Yeah and I heard he has a huge dick too! All the girls are staring at him!"
Person 3-"Sounds like a total Jax!"

by coochies_for_days October 14, 2023

jaxed

You’re too slow or you’re annoying

Man , why do you gotta be so jaxed

by Dhhhhyouthought December 14, 2017