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Jax is a mysterious graphic designer who like to stay on the side lines. He has a passion for art. jax's love language is food, and hates human touch. It is rumored that he ate him mother when she hugged him. Because of this it is said Jax's are very closed off but can be very lovey if they want to be. Jax's usually have an unhealthy obsession with food and can be found rummaging the kitchen for food. They often like to steal others food and don't understand boudoirs in any way.Jax's enjoy bird watching and being homebodies. Sadly he has an addiction to food and may someday be on my strange addiction. Jax's often are curious about outside life and dream of adventure but when they do go outside and adventure he is scared and takes no time to learn and appreciate whats around him. besides grass. he likes grass. Besides that his badonkadonk is very visible but he is not known for it. Jax's are very playful at heart but don't show it but if you allow him to open up he will. Everyone needs a Jax in their life.
Where did my food go?
Oh no Jax was here

HE EATS EVERYTHING
sadly the world has no more food because jax ate it all
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Haku, Most commonly know as a dragon from a VERY underground anime that you probably have never heard of. But people named Haku are most commonly known for being mixed breeds with big badonkadonk (butts) Haku's like long walks on the beach and bones. He may be grown but he still uses his pacifier to help calm his non existent nerves. Haku's are not fans of strangers and prefer their family over new people. They spend their time protecting family and being out in nature. for 4 months on the year Haku tends to loose a lot of hair in the badonkadonk area and is very self conscious of it. Haku's are very athletic and can never run out of energy even after long walks. Despite this Haku's drink little to no water or eat much causing his badonkadonk to shrink. Haku's are smart, but not self aware spaceially, but this never stops Haku's from living their life to the fullest. They are overall very happy and have a part time hobby of chasing squirrels.
Look at that badonkadonk over there
that must be Haku he has the BEST badonkadonk I have ever seen
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