Harry Jarvis

A boy with an extremely small penis and who enjoys sex with small animals

Tom: Ron, whats what high pitched screaming noise?
Ron: Oh, dont worry, a harry jarvis must have found a squirrel,

by Sshdkdn November 22, 2018

Jarvis

Someone who looks up supplemental information that can assist in the completion of a task

"Looks like I'm stuck on this level. Hey, Gary can you Jarvis this part for me? I need a hint."

by Prof_Gucho August 8, 2025

Jarvis

Loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, amish, nigger.

Kayla: He kicked me out again.
Jody: He's a real Jarvis.
Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger!

by Strange_wrangler24 February 2, 2024

The Lachlan Jarvis

Commonly used as an insult, when the person is a virgin.

"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"

by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024

Jarvis

A Jarvis is a loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger who looks Amish. He fucks white bitches, sleeps in cars, and needs constant companionship.

Kayla: He kicked me out again to fuck other bitches.

Jody: He's a real Jarvis.

Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger.

by Strange_wrangler24 February 2, 2024

Mr. Jarvis

Absolute fucking legendary ripped gigachad.
(possibly agent 47)

"HOLY SHIT IT'S MR. JARVIS"

by Gandikotologist January 30, 2022

Jarvis

Money

The person Jarvis really likes money. They know they will be a very successful person money wise. Money is the only thing on their mind.

by Nciep November 23, 2021