Jackass the scene

When Citizens disregard laws and regulations by making a situation worst for personal gratification. Usually done before or after impending enactment and enforcement of regulations.

Trinidadians on hearing Covid -19 lockdown regulations, jackass the scene by crowding fast food outlets.

The Prime Minister increases Covid-19 measures after Trinidadians jackass the scene.

by KCRtt May 2, 2021

Jack of Diamond's

(n) a guy that's acting like a jackass.

"When Brown Boy gets drunk, he's a real Jack of Diamond's."

by Mamma Murder May 19, 2010

jack-off friendly

Describes a girl who has many large Facebook pictures often with revealing clothing showing legs, chest, etc. which makes her a prime target for the highest level of Facebook stalking - as a porn substitute!

Unfortunately, most asian girls, even if their clothes are jack-off friendly, have microscopic 15 x 15 pixel pictures; thus, they do not satisfy all the conditions of being jack-off friendly.

The funniest thing is that no girls realize that guys are likely jerking-off to their pics when they put up "friendly" pictures. Well, after this post, they probably do. But they can't stop us! muahahahahaha!

*fap fap fap* - "ahh, thank you Amy, for being jack-off friendly; you just made my day. and yesterday. and the day before. and...."

*fap fap STOP!* - "agh!, damn it Sayumi! i tried to give you a chance, but i guess its back to Amy's page. you'd think that the japanese, with their high technology, would realize that people's monitors now have resolutions greater than 640 x 480. but it's ok Sayumi, i still think you're hot."

by The P-Man April 18, 2010

Jack Avery

Literally a noodle head

Have you seen Jack Avery, his hair is so much likes noodles

by Limelight5every April 19, 2018

jack grazer

A very hyper, outgoing person. This person has alot of friends and enjoys being the center of attention. has the personality of someone you either love or hate. There is no in between.

"Have you seen the new kid? He's so talkative!"
"I know right? He's such a jack grazer."

by Not jack Dylan grazer October 8, 2017

sperm-jack

The process of taking someone's sperm and using without their permission

Kathy is trying to sperm-jack Paul so she can have a baby on her own.

by Lorcán000 January 14, 2009

Jack Daniels

A quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water. Liquid gold that is commonly referred to as hillbilly idiot juice and liquid panty remover.

If alcohol is a crutch, Jack Daniels is a wheelchair.

by dammit janet October 22, 2004