Waking up on your first day of summer break, after a long junior year, then proceeding to invite two friends over while you drink. You drink a whole 750ml bottle of Southern Comfort, Tito’s, and Gilbey’s gin. Then you start to get hungry so your friend drives you in his red accord. You decide to get a sit down breakfast ant a place called Janie’s. You sit down and order a chocolate milk and an omelette. When your omelette arrives you pick up your fork and scoop the whole omelette onto the the damn floor. You then get escorted to the red accord by your friend that drives it. The waitress inside proceeds to call the cops. This leads to an officer opening the back right door and you vomit on his gun holster, pants, shoes, and in the red accord. You get put into and ambulance where you wake up to find your parents next to you and a BAC of 0.24. You then feel your pocket and realize neither the cops nor the medical staff found your dab pen aka “Big Purp.”
by Rick4220022 August 21, 2021
Get the Janieingmug. Janis is a really nice person. He's most of the time handsome and kind. Maybe his sense of humour is kinda special but don't worry, having a sarcastic friend is always a good thing. Janis people are most of the time tall and skinny. They also are introverted (only if you are not close friends).
Person 1 : You saw this guy in my classroom ?
Person 2 : Yes I did, he's really hot isn't it !
Person 1 : Hella yes, I bet he's a Janis.
Person 2 : Yes I did, he's really hot isn't it !
Person 1 : Hella yes, I bet he's a Janis.
by arobertpattinsonobsessed November 21, 2021
Get the Janismug. A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.
by Janos Audren April 29, 2008
Get the The Jani Spreadmug. Janis is a man to keep. A diamond in the rough. Extremely talented and a lovely person in general. Pretty much the best guy you'll ever find.
Janis will always be there at your side no matter what kind of hell he has to go through to get there. He's your best friend, no matter what, and you can talk with him about anything and everything.
His laughter ist intoxicating, his jokes hilarious. With him you can survive all the highs and the lows life has in store!
If you've got a janis in your live , keep him around. He's worth it every singles Minute he has to share with you!
Janis will always be there at your side no matter what kind of hell he has to go through to get there. He's your best friend, no matter what, and you can talk with him about anything and everything.
His laughter ist intoxicating, his jokes hilarious. With him you can survive all the highs and the lows life has in store!
If you've got a janis in your live , keep him around. He's worth it every singles Minute he has to share with you!
by Jizzybizzy November 27, 2021
Get the Janismug. A girl with the smallest ass but have the WORLDS BIGGEST FOREHEAD EVER. Bigger that Russia or China.
by Drewzcatanime12 June 27, 2020
Get the Janiemug. it is a gentle way to say laugh out loud in a mean way without the other percipient knowing what you said ,
by thats a WAP September 2, 2020
Get the get janiedmug. 