jade

verb. To pour Hypnotiq all over your partners naked body and then lick it off while stimulating your partner's sensual areas with your tongue.
Licking hypnotiq off of someone's titties, penis or twat. Ass jading is not recommended (Hypno and ass juice do not mix well).

1. After we jaded, her titties were all sticky and smelled like Hypno for like three days.

2. Kate couldnt believe that her friend let me jade her.

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by Dirt Bag October 3, 2007

Jade

A gemstone. A type of plant. A popular girls name. Usually Jades are sensitive and very in touch with their emotions. Very feminine but not afraid to stand up for what they believe in or what they think is right. Jades are very dedicated and commited to their friends. Will always love and trust until they are shown proof to do otherwise. Jades are almost always in a good mood, happy and goofy. Jades have open hearts and open their homes to help others who are in need. Jades are very sexual beings and give their all into pleasing their partner. Jades are very monogamous. Excellent kisser. Very pretty with either bright green or beautiful blue eyes. Light blond or light brown hair.

The bracelet was carved out of Jade. Honey, will you please water the Jade? What do you want to do tonight? Oh, I don't know, let's call Jade! She'll think of something fun!

by wow79 February 3, 2010

Jade

Jade is a bed wetting slut with an uncontrollable addiction to Pokémon go.

Jade needs to get a life

by Bin chickens have rights too October 22, 2019

Jade

a dumb stuck up bitch, fame has gotten to her little slutty head, all she'll do is use you then fuck you over like you're the shit on her shoes.

that girl is sucha prostitute!

that girl is sucha jade

by hhljnf July 15, 2010

Jade

Jade is a beautiful girl who you would never want to loose. Jade generally has dark hair, and thicc as. She is athletic but modest. Jade is crazy, loyal, sweet, caring, sassy and is honest when she wants to be, but would never snitch on you. Jade is liked by most guys, and can make anyone fall for her. If you ever met a jade, loosing her would be the worst mistake you’d ever made. So if you ever meet one, hold onto her <3

“I met this girl jade, and she’s everything I want”

by flashbackmary July 18, 2018

Jade

Simply amazing. Smart, beautiful, and incredible, Jade is the sort of person that will make you wonder what you did to deserve her. She will make a guy feel like the world is on his side with just a smile. You can get lost in those crystal blue eyes, and feel safe with a hug like no other. Confident but caring, Jade truly is the perfect girl.

Person 1- “Have you seen Jade anywhere?”
Person 2- (distracted by Jade) “what?”

by ThePlum June 2, 2018

Jade

she is a great person who if you let go of she is gone forever and you will lose that bond. She is a bitch sometimes but that's her but she is a great friends to have, she is so funny and the greatest person I have ever met. she is always there for you and will always be there for you don't let her go!

Jade is my best friends and if anything is to happen to her I would be so heartbroken>

by red is cool June 24, 2019