Jortle

Do get a boner after smelling someones fart.

My girlfriend wanted to jortle and I wasn`t that interested though.

by fackurmom August 25, 2010

Jortifyingly awesome

a word used by a bunch of kids with nothing better to do, sam nance

Sam Nance is jortifyingly awesome

by dakota lewis July 26, 2011

Jorts

Shorts with a Jean texture and look. They are usually accompanied by their cousin, the SSBU or Short Sleve Button-Up, and are generally seen as tacky, and rightfully so.

Normal Human 1: Look at that person! he looks horrible in those Jorts.
Normal Human 2: Especially with the golden basketball shoes and SSBU! It just looks terrible.
Normal human 1: Oh no, they're putting on shutter shades now...

by IT'S PEKO TIME March 25, 2018

Jorts

This word in fact does not mean the horrid leg apparel you wore in elementary school, but rather any severe form of genital infection or disease.

Person 1: Yo dude I heard Roy has some serious Jorts!
Person 2: Legit? He better get them checked.

by Mr. Mahjong September 7, 2018

Jorted

When you are wearing jorts and you cume. Also a better version of jorting.

I jorted to that thicc WAP, bro!!!

by 1stDMAN February 18, 2021

Jorts

Jean shorts

That person is wearing some pretty cool jorts.

by DrWalrus May 30, 2021

jortsan

Very smart and outgoing dude he loves to hit the night life and fuck bad bitches on the weekend. Super sexy guy with a big ass dick and nice tattoos. Bitches love him and would give anything up to be with him.

Damnnn Jortsan loving that dick print

by Xxxbadbunny November 23, 2021