typhoon jockey

its when you screw the faucet of your sink off and put your dick up it and turn it on while you have one of your 3 love mates sucking on your sack
and the two others with both of their feet up your butt hole
putting each others fingers inside their penis holes.

Matt,Ben, and Tyler were having a typhoon jockey last night

by sweet sheets December 23, 2010

throttle jockey

A male who likes to "jack off" or masturbate alot.

"Hey throttle jockey, did u have fun with pamela handerson last night??"

by Zac April 11, 2004

Google Jockey

Somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into Google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. Can be done on the phone, in class, etc.

Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?

Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067

Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.

by Jewash December 18, 2008

Butt Jockey

A male homosexual. Also known as assrider or Poo Puncher.

I swear to god, that guy is such a butt jockey.

by LOLMORTEN August 28, 2006

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003

Camel Jockey

The GOAT or epitome of facial aesthetics, a camel jockey, derived from bodybuilding misc user CamelJockey, is a person with perfect, or near perfect facial aesthetics. Usually with a bald head and perfectly shaped eyebrows this is the highest compliment you can give someone on their facial looks. A camel jockey is a 10/10 by misc standards.

Look! Camel jockey! Perfect facial aesthetics 10/10 wood plow

by RepLamborg November 28, 2012

register jockey

The ONE worker who, in a fast food resteraunt, ALWAYS stands at the cash register. A very pathetic attempt at trying to look busy, while other do the REAL work.

register jockey: Dude, we busted out like 45 subs that hour!!!

Co-worker: NO, I busted out like 45 subs that hour...you only played register jockey!!

by MIT ckc May 6, 2008