typhoon jockey

its when you screw the faucet of your sink off and put your dick up it and turn it on while you have one of your 3 love mates sucking on your sack
and the two others with both of their feet up your butt hole
putting each others fingers inside their penis holes.
Matt,Ben, and Tyler were having a typhoon jockey last night
by sweet sheets December 23, 2010
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throttle jockey

A male who likes to "jack off" or masturbate alot.
"Hey throttle jockey, did u have fun with pamela handerson last night??"
by Zac April 12, 2004
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Google Jockey

Somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into Google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. Can be done on the phone, in class, etc.
Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?

Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067

Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.
by Jewash December 09, 2008
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Butt Jockey

A male homosexual. Also known as assrider or Poo Puncher.
by LOLMORTEN August 24, 2006
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sausage jockey

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!
by john May 14, 2003
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Camel Jockey

The GOAT or epitome of facial aesthetics, a camel jockey, derived from bodybuilding misc user CamelJockey, is a person with perfect, or near perfect facial aesthetics. Usually with a bald head and perfectly shaped eyebrows this is the highest compliment you can give someone on their facial looks. A camel jockey is a 10/10 by misc standards.
Look! Camel jockey! Perfect facial aesthetics 10/10 wood plow
by RepLamborg November 26, 2012
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Jockey Box

Verb -- the act of car prowling -- to find unlocked cars (at night), open the doors, and see what you can get -- mostly from the glove compartment (or 'jockey box').
Rafael and Junior was out jockey boxin' on the boulevard last night. They got themselves some dope shit. Until the heat came up on 'em and did some head thrumpin'.
by I made the man February 21, 2018
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