slippery jinx

Escaping a regrettable hook-up by successfully sneaking out while they are sleeping.

Upon waking Todd realized the only chance he had of escaping the abomination he had put his dick in the night before, was the trusty old slippery jinx maneuver, which he completed successfully by going out the second-story bathroom window while it slept.

by Snaketoe October 29, 2017

Jinx

The same thing as Vincent in the urban dictionary.

"I hope John's a Jinx!"

by Happy Puppy October 1, 2016

Critter Jinx

When you try to shoot a critter in Buck Hunter and a doe crosses your path causing you to shoot the doe and forfeit your turn.

I can't get a perfect site in Buck Hunter because I have critter jinx.

by doctorSq1 January 2, 2011

Jinx

Jinx is a nickname given to that tall, easy-going person, who seems to always get the girls. They are incredibly intelligent, and musically talented.

Person A - they've got a date this weekend.
Person B- that's Jinx for ya.

by Mystery human2000 December 4, 2021

Jinx

one of the best cats ever.
a cat that was found in a field behind someone's house and has very big feet and green eyes.
almost on par with other funny cats like floppa and plinka
(very cute)

Person 1: yo look at this cat called jinx
Person 2: holy shit its cute
Person 1: im still amazed by it

by glurt January 26, 2022

dick jinx

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally was dick jinxed and really fucked up"

"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"

by Johnny Ham November 9, 2014

Practical Jinx

When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.

Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."

by OD Definer August 5, 2011