Jessie paege

A wholesome dad who posts videos on YouTube for her children. She is also a meme, a rat and a high key ratatouille fan. Our dad stans equality rights and has had hair every colour of the pride flag.

Me: STREAM PHANTOM BY JESSIE PAEGE
Everyone: *is forced to stream Phantom*

by Hxwellz December 12, 2019

Jassis

The most gorgeous girl in the whole wide world. Knows how to cheer you up. Amazing pianist. Best smile and is simply amazing. She is smart, talented and is a gift from God :) We all know that Jassis' are the best <3

K: Omg you know Jassis?
N: Yeah.
K: She is the nicest girl you will ever meet. So gorgeous. I just love her.
N: Yeah, all the guys dig her too ;)

by miaaooooooooow. March 22, 2012

Jessica Rabbit

Just about the sexiest cartoon you will ever see. Was married to Rodger Rabbit in "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit." Could be used to describe a hot girl. Many guys jack off to the sound of her voice.

"Mann, I saw a Jessica Rabbit yesterday... damn she was smokin"

by That.. umm... person... over there... May 13, 2005

Jensine

A beautiful woman you knew for most of your life, but never knew well enough. You probably passed by and said hello many times, but nothing more. Once you really got to talk to her and understand her, you realized very quickly that she is the most amazing person in the world. She understands you better than any other person. She is kind-hearted, quiet yet very affirmative, beautiful, loving, caring and more than anything else, loves God. You fell in love with her from the first long conversation you ever had. You will lava her always!

Jensine, will you marry me?

by J.B.G. September 5, 2019

Jelsia

One of the most interesting people you will ever meet. She is extremely talented and loves sport and music. Making people happy makes her happy. She's an active person, likes to keep busy, loves to travel and try new things. |She is trust worthy, great to talk to and one of a kind. She Is gorgeous and has a beautiful smile that can't be explained. Its the feeling from inside that makes it beautiful.

~with her it's never a goodbye, always a see you later~

"that girl girls is incredibly interesting, who's that?"

" oh that's definitely a Jelsia"

by illseeyoulater June 13, 2018

Jessica Biel

Proof white girls can/do have great asses.

Yeah, that Jessica Biel has one fine ass.

by Adrian August 31, 2007

Jessica Simpson Syndrome

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

by Michael F. January 31, 2005