P.E.J.

Said by queer women when referring to straight girls who will probably not be straight anymore in like 5 years.

The definition of P.E.J. is Pussy Eating Jaw

Brie Larson, oh she’s got that PEJ energy for sure.

by Valkyrol March 28, 2019

P-B & J

The act of ejaculating into the vagina of a woman during her menstrual period. Hence the term, "Period Blood and Jizz"

"Hey Honey, i'm on my rag and feelin horny! Wanna Make some P-B & J?"

by Bkronks February 2, 2010

O.T.P.H.J.

O.T.P.H.J. is an abbreviation for Over The Pants Hand Job. This is when women rubs a mans penis through his pants.

Dude, that chick so gave me an O.T.P.H.J. last night.

by The Schultzmeister November 5, 2010

J.I.M.P

From the SNL skit, Jizz In My Pants.

"When I ate that greape, i jizzed in my pants!"

"That chick made me J.I.M.P!!"

by Damooo December 21, 2008

I.T.P.H.J.

This stands for "In The Pocket Hand Job". Typically occurs in public settings when needing to be discreet. Great way to break the ice on first dates or when you just need a good ol tug while sitting at the bar.

He couldn't wait to tell his friends about his first I.T.P.H.J. he got at the casino. Jackpot!

by Trailmixer May 14, 2018

O.T.P.H.J.

Over The Pants Hand Job
1. Occurs while both the male and female are intoxicated and the female still has inhibitions about a full fledged hook up. The most common cause of chafing of the penis.
2. What the female views as a good way to turn her partner on and the male feels as the most painful method of getting an erection.
3. Can happen as a random female walks by, these are warranted and never argued with.

T.Pimp wakes up after a party and is asked if he 'got' anything; 'No man, all she gave me was an O.T.P.H.J. and now my dick hurts!'

by Eternal Alcoholic April 30, 2011

J.I.M.P.

stands for Jizz In My Pants. used to describe something so awesome it makes you want to jizz in your pants.

Dude, that car is J.I.M.P.

by GRUBAH! March 15, 2009