Amanda: " I tried to call you last night to hear about your date, what happened?"
Sally: " We had such heated sex, I had the sex itis."
Sally: " We had such heated sex, I had the sex itis."
by spider333 December 8, 2009
Get the the sex itismug. by miracatlous October 26, 2019
Get the deme-itismug. Mika-itis (The Mika disease) : a rare disease that has no treatment.
Symptoms of this can be: low self esteem, zoning out, not listening, being stupid and confused, hiding all bad emotions so you’re like a robot ninja that gives no fucks, being a bitch 24/7, looks like a potato...but is also cute af tho.
Can also be used to describe an individual that displays some or all symptoms.
Symptoms of this can be: low self esteem, zoning out, not listening, being stupid and confused, hiding all bad emotions so you’re like a robot ninja that gives no fucks, being a bitch 24/7, looks like a potato...but is also cute af tho.
Can also be used to describe an individual that displays some or all symptoms.
by Tony stank September 20, 2018
Get the Mika-itismug. Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
"Shes different from any other girl I've ever met, I love her, even if shes a slu and has hooked up with all of my friends."
-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)
-Michael D. Wolfe (Suffers from severe stage 2 ONE-ITIS)
by Mary Slu July 24, 2008
Get the ONE-ITISmug. Someone asks you to go workout with them and you said no because you hurt your knee. You would reply... "You have excuse-itis, you need to get rid of your man boobs bro!"
by Pepps October 6, 2007
Get the Excuse-itismug. aka "Dude Nudity" made popular in Neil Cumpston's review of the movie "300" released in 2007.
DUDE NUDITY (“DUDE-ITY”)
"there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties."
DUDE NUDITY (“DUDE-ITY”)
"there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties."
by TehChub March 25, 2007
Get the dude-itymug. Dude 1: Man, I have such a bad case of one-itis for her. How do I break it? What should I do? I'm out of my mind for her. Maybe I should propose.
Dude 2: Nah, you've got to stop talking to her. Don't let her know you care. Find someone else. That's the only way to deal with one-itis.
Dude 2: Nah, you've got to stop talking to her. Don't let her know you care. Find someone else. That's the only way to deal with one-itis.
by MonikerZ October 20, 2011
Get the one-itismug.