Back Issues

What happens when you try to give yourself a BJ.

"My back hurts..."

"Why?"
"Because I tried to suck myself and now I have back issues."

by Syd27 June 8, 2019

Who is she?

Creepy comment under an unknowm photo of a female person in order to express personal attraction. Primarily used on social media but not limited to. The Expression can be used in real life as well.

* Cute girl walks by *
A. "Dude, look at her"
B. "Uff, Who is she? "

by Martipoo June 14, 2023

krill issue

skill issue but 50 times funnier

"how do you keep finding so much krill? i can't find a single one"
"krill issue 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣"

by AntiXG June 28, 2023

daddy issues

Whenever a female has a fucked up relationship with her father, or absence of a father figure during her childhood, it tends to spill into any adult relationship they embark on, usually to the chagrin of any poor male in their life.

Geez, I come home one minute late and my old lady wants me to sleep on the couch. She has some serious daddy issues.

by xzybit January 14, 2005

daddy issues

(noun)

when someone has a bad/non-existent relationship with their father or when someone has no good father figure in their life. Most common in afab/women, but can occur to any gender. Can be caused by an abusive father, a dead father, a father with anger issues, an emotionally unavailable father, etc. Someone with daddy issues might be more attracted to toxic/older men, or men that remind them of their father.

Could also be referring to the song "Daddy Issues" by The Neighbourhood.

Lilith: Ugh oml tell me why Aizawa, Hawks, and Dabi are so hot like omfg

Amanda: Girl I think you just have daddy issues-

Lilith: Oop- Anyways

Amanda: Bitch when was the last time you talked to your dad

Lilith: Bitch idk ummm 6 years ago

Amanda: Girl just go to therapy at this point

by cheezy_fucc December 4, 2020

skill issue

Something that is your problem

Zaine: My grandma died
Mia: Sounds like a skill issue

by Stellerstarselect December 20, 2022

reverse daddy issues

When your father is the best person in your life and you hold every other man you meet to the same high standards. Because of this no man is ever "good enough" for you.

I have such reverse daddy issues I'll probably end up alone.

by nilssonkatta August 29, 2020