Invertebrate Politics

The inability of any given political agent to actually respect, comment on or support any position outside of established party lines despite being fundamentally offensive to personal ideology.

So, we should just ignore massive national debt, the endorsement of white nationalism and ridiculous, weaponized tariff impositions that are ultimately paid by US consumers?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?

by YAWA August 4, 2019

Inverpal

The inverse of the name Paul; value of 1 ÷ Paul.

When we put Paul to the exponent of negative one, he became Inverpal

by jamayers January 9, 2011

Inderbeard

Male facial stubble that has been strategically groomed, shaped, and maintained as a fashion statement. The term is considered derogatory.

Check out the inderbeard on that douchebag; dude must own a Norelco.

by davis'd it. January 24, 2010

inertiatic

Taken from The Mars Volta album "De-Loused From The Comatorium" and linked to the word Inertia (the feeling of not being able to do anything, like there's no will to do anything). Possibly the way you are feeling at the time.

"Dude.. I dunno.. I've just been feeling really inertiatic lately.. Like, I won't even get up in the morning.."

by ceilingofmyhead July 26, 2005

Inderlied

The Inderlieds were the first Homo Sapien species discovered by archaeologists in the late 1800s. Carbon dating has placed the Inderlieds as far back as the Pre-Jurassic Era with the dinosaurs. It is nothing short of a miracle they are still around today. Archaeologists have offered an explanation of why Inderlieds are still around, an explanation which has stirred quite a bit of controversy. They point out the above-average density of the pelvic region of these early male hominids, and make the claim that its purpose was to support a rather large appendage. They term this appendage "Dickasaurus Rex." The theory of how they survived the mass extinction the dinosaurs suffered entails how the male Inderlieds surrounded their tribes facing outward, and when the asteroid came the men became rather excited and their fully erect penises were large and strong enough to shield the entire tribe from any and all harm. Erect in the face of danger, brave, and intelligent, the Inderlieds were able to pass their genes to future generation for many millenia.

Sally: So how was your night with Jason?
Natalia: Well let's just say he's quite the Inderlied!
Sally: I have no idea how you got to class today you lucky girl!
Natalia: *Motions toward her wheelchair*
Sally: ...

Dan: Hey why is it called Dickasaurus Rex?
Inderlied: Because dicks this big are extinct!

by therealepsilonbadass September 10, 2012

cranial rectal inversion

nice way of saying you have your head in your ass. also known as H.I.A.S (head in ass syndrome)

"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."

by grant24 May 15, 2008

Inverse Metroid

A sexual position in which one partner latches furiously onto the other's anus, and the later must drop several "bombs" in order to get the former "off."

1- "Did you hear what Paul did last night with Sue?"
2- "No, what?"
1- "The Inverse Metroid."
2- "What's that?"
1- "He latched furiously onto her anus."
2- "Oh, that explains the series of explosions I heard last night."
1- "...wait a minute. I thought 'bombs' was a euphemism for 'defecates?'"
2- "Hmm. And here I thought Paul was a euphemism for 'Bomberman.'"
(They embrace)

by Gus September 27, 2007