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split infinity

The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.
“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”

“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
by Fiona BR December 23, 2022
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Always and forever our infinity

When a man and a woman will love each other for the rest of their lives and will never be apart
For example: Joe says to his girlfriend abi always and forever our infinity before bed every night to let her know how much he loves her
by jmillon May 26, 2020
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Infinity Gauntlet

A Love Glove that when snapped disposes of half the universe
Nick Fury - "That Purple Mother F*cker has the Infinity Gauntlet"
Captain America - "Language!"
by Nozgaming June 11, 2018
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infinity plus shipping and handling

Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.
"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"

"Nothing"

"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"

"WTF?"
by Bryan B June 9, 2005
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Organization infinity

A large club from the artist website "Deviantart" based around the gaming series of Kingdom Hearts. It's a group that is comprised of Original Characters that are of the species entitled "Nobodies", and is supposedly one of the hardest online clubs to get into.

Org-infinity for short.
"Hey, did you get to Org-infinity?"

"I've had to redesign my character FOUR times for Organization Infinity"
by Chihuahualover April 21, 2008
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infinity

1. Something that continues forever.

2. Mathematic concept explaining the above.

2. A very unique user name, which is rarely seen.

4. A correct spelling of "Infiniti"
1. Currently, the universe stretches infinately.

2. Infinity is the state of being greater than any finite (real or natural) number, however large.*

3. "You saw that guy? He was on the server yesterday..."
"You mean Infinity?"
"Ya, he really knows his stuff."

4. "I drive and Infinity G35!"
"It's 'Infinity'."

*Kudos Wikipedia
by [Toast]Infinity November 27, 2006
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Behind Infinity

The deviantart Username for a guy called Jin. Who happens to be the most charming and hottest cosplayer on the history of Naruto. They have massives amounts of fans which mainly consist of hormone driven girls.
Have you seen Behind Infinity's update on their journal?! Jin and Miguel as Naruto and Sasuke is just to delectable to pass up! ;D http://behindinfinity.deviantart.com/
by Oh noes! D: December 17, 2008
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