INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER

When your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. Then offer her a tablespoon of semen instead of nyquil.

My wife stayed home sick today, I think at lunch Ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.

by packattack September 29, 2009

Infectiphibian

1. Noun: As nasty person that infects others with their shitty personality causing the infected person to become just like the Infectiphibian.

2. Noun: The person that introduced "Spreck" on the Infectious Grooves album Sarsippius' Arc (Track 19)

Infectiphibian was the first person I heard use the word "slamatosious"

by Sarsippius November 28, 2006

Yeast Infection

A condition that affects women when they sit on muffins with no underwear on. It can also happen if you fuck the 'Pillsbury Dough boy'

My girlfriend keeps getting 'yeast infections', she need to stop her muffin fetish before I find a Smurf's village between her legs.

by ohnoudidntgothere June 19, 2010

One Direction Infection

An obsession with the boy band One Direction (aka the parasitic offspring of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus). Symptoms include sexual frustrations, a massive drop in IQ, and the inability to think, speek or type coherently. If your daughter or someone close to you acquires this illness, the only form of treatment is to tie this person to a chair, throw this chair into a large vat of salt and holy water, and play Metallica nonstop an at maximum volume through headphones duct-taped to their heads. If that doesn't work, murder is the only solution.

"Omqqq, I luv one DirEction! I think I have a one direction iNfection! <3 Harry styles and that Nialler, hot damn! ;)"

"AAAHHH! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!'"

by EdanP February 4, 2013

Dante's Inferno

An upcoming third-person action-adventure game being developed by EA and EA Redwood Shores. Based off Dante Aligheri's "The Divine Comedy".

Looks like a cross between Devil May Cry and Prince of Persia, with a setting similar to Clive Barker's Jericho. The trailer looked rather disturbing, yet remotely awesome.

Dante's Inferno will be badass and disturbing at the same time. If it comes from the makers of Dead Space, it's got to be good.

by Flood_Master February 24, 2009

bread infection

everything that is wrong with Urban Dictionary. This is the type of editor who spends every minute of his day polluting this site with "words" like wnuczek, yobrodawgshitfucknadsboy, and yonkydonkey . He is completely illiterate (see his definition of author). He currently has 189 definitions... And those are just the ones that were approved (most likely by himself). Basically, author bread infection is the perfect example of fail in Urban Dictionary.

Naive Kid: "snoopet!"
You: "WTF"
Naive Kid: "It means fat chicks need lovin too but they gotta pay!"
You: "No, it means you fail to realize that Urban Dictionary is a free dictionary that anyone can add to: which means retard users like bread infection infect the site with bullshit, and it stays there forever, because it takes too much effort for editors to delete each definition. If Urban Dictionary had a way to ban him and delete all his defs in one fell swoop, nothing of value would be lost."

by pseudoanonymous August 22, 2009

disco inferno

a dance - like 50 cent says in the song. "Its the same 2 step wit a lil twist".

its the dance called "the 2 step" but with a little twist

by Kazzy December 9, 2004