Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum

The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.

El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

in the closet with the light on

When someone is homosexual but for whatever reason will not tell others and often pretend to be straight, though it is obvious to everyone around them they are not be straight due to social cues and stereotypical ways of dressing or acting around those of the same sex. Though they may be in the closet, it is obvious to everyone as the light in the closet gives away their presence within the otherwise dark walls of denial.

Observer 1:"Hey did you see the way she was flirting with all of those girls at the softball game yesterday?"
Observer 2: "Yeah I guess but doesn't she consider herself straight?"
Observer 1: "I'm not too sure about that, I'd say she is in the closet with the light on."

Example 2: Kristen Stewart.

by Melcor May 20, 2014

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

An alternative acronym used to refer to LSD.

Hey.. you wanna go hang wit Lucy?

by Steven January 1, 2004

short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom

An extremely cheap person. A miser. One who never wants to pay his own way.

Don't ask Adam to buy, he's got short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom.

by jdgator1000 June 19, 2011

donuts with jam in the middle

Using period blood as a substitute for lubricant during anal sex.

Jaemin: Welcome to krispy kreme how can I help you?
Vampire customer: I'd like to buy some donuts, which donuts do you like and recommend?
Jaemin: I like my donuts with jam in the middle.

by Dick Chomper 42069 November 22, 2021

Hit in the face with a bag of nickles

a person with an unattractive face.

Did you see that ugly girl our friend was talking to? It looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickles.

by adam_420 August 1, 2007