Craptical illusion

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.

"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."

by OhDoktor May 31, 2013

obstacle illusion

An illusion placed in a strategic location to serve as an obstacle.
An obstacle placed in a strategic location to serve as an illusion.

Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man, its just an obstacle illusion.

Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man,Its just an obstacle illusion. (zap)
Person 1 -Ouch, that looks painful, ill have to watch out for those.

by Lucky Pablo January 1, 2008

Illusion

A short Five foot tall Asian man

Man that guy is such an illusion

by illusion is short June 24, 2022

Illusion

You might have thought Jack Palance and Matt Damon were really Irish (or South African for Matt Damon), or Colin Farrell was really Italian, or Jeffrey Wright was really a Dominican that was racist against black people, or that Lorraine Bracco was Jewish and Ray Liotta was Italian (who knows who the guy really is but him) until you looked it up on Wikipedia (or behind you). Then they start to seem a little bit more like posers trying to talk weird than people that teenagers look up to or try to become.

The usher didn't want some schoolboy showing up late to the show, the quiet heped maintain the illusion.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

optical illusion

When u see it, it makes ur eyes trippy

My eyes are trippy bro
Bro have u seen an optical illusion
Yes

by mewskicekĚČ October 31, 2020

Holmaf illusion

The Holmaf illusion is a famous illusion discovered by Mike Hawk.

1: Hey wanna see the Holmaf illusion with me?
2: What's the Holmaf illusion?
3: Hold ma fucking balls in yo mouth.

by spookianne September 21, 2023

illusion of safety

thinking you are not in danger

if you live an california, you only have the illusion of safety from ohio.

by TapCat November 6, 2022