Statistically Impossible

I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.

Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.

by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021

impossible things

fucking dumb book had to do this for home work

"hey we are are gonna read impossible things!"

by L Bozo + Ratio + Gay + Weird February 16, 2023

Impossible Timing

The click leading to the first secret coin of the level “Cycles” in geometry dash.

Doggie: yeah that coins kinda impossible timing what the fuck bro

by Bored_Person October 28, 2025

Impossible

Something that can't be done or can't happen.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's Impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Luke Skywalker

by Dank o' saurus November 23, 2018

impossible cooch

being able to have sex or birth those kids out your vagina without it stretching and becoming loose

i have an impossible cooch
bro she got an impossible cooch
zarawithabigheart has the impossible cooch!

by thiswasmadein2025 February 18, 2025

Impossible

it is used to define the probability of Cristiano Ronaldo scoring a goal in the knockout stage of a major tournament

Messi : it is impossible to win this
Alvarez : no bueno it is not cristiano ronaldo yet

by idontknowwhyiamhere07 July 6, 2024

IMpossibilities

Combine adj. & noun to attain ironical/iconical contrast in instant messaging

Ts s a conglomerate of IMpossibilities: Drunk therapist, Nawty nurse.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010