im a fucked up puppy

Expression for describing your traumatic childhood

im a fucked up puppy

by EannaCofey May 22, 2012

im so gone

to be very drunk and out of it drunk smashed

bro what the fuck is up with you today
"im so gone my head is pounding"

by babyaa February 22, 2018

im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored

fair enough. Keep going

"oh I wonder what would happen if i search for exactly what i'm doing. hmmm, like 'im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored', oh wait there is actually a definition.

by boredguy45 August 14, 2020

im alright

never alright, go check up on them

person1: hru?
person2: im alright
person1: whats wrong?

by jpods_ September 23, 2021

im dead 💀💀

I'm not actually dead its just a phrase the humans say to express great laughter, followed by the skull emoji

Idk: im dead 💀💀
(Why did i make this?)

by Some.romaniandude July 12, 2022

im so drunk

The mating call of the blondes

"im so drunk" (strategicly when a guy is close by)

by Monsier Pie November 6, 2003

im a sick fuck

I like a quick fuck (woo)

im a sick fuck I like a quick fuck I like my dick sucked Ill buy you a sick truck

by Aruely November 14, 2018