Humpty-Dumpty

When you dry hump someone and then take a dump on their face

John : "Ah yes, Susan loves the Humpty-Dumpty"

by Philosophical Panda October 13, 2021

dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm

A verb which mainly means "high treason, insult to others both higher and lower, he who has no chill" if you ever commit this you'll be killed on sight

(person 1): Man not EVERYONE can be an Olympian
(person 2): I feel insulted did you just commit dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm on me?!

by Lord clem the thridst September 7, 2021

kade humpty-dump truck

Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.

Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck

by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021

Humpty Dumpty

when a girls hot enough to hump, but her personality gets her dumped.

Humpty Dumpty sat on his balls, Humpty‘s big mouth went off the wall…all the ex-boyfriends and neighborhood men would never date humpty ever again.

by Shaggy6913 August 18, 2024

Humpty Fuckty

The act of having a poo (Humpty) while also having a sexual intercourse (Fuckty).

Usually done in airport loos (notably Luton) where time is critical.

Have we got time for a quick humpty fuckty. before boarding? Really don't want to be late for Portugal but can kill 2 birds with 1 stone…

by SaintBlue October 2, 2024

Humpty Dumpty

Mustafa Haroon

Oh look! it's Humpty Dumpty

by TylerDurdenHimself July 25, 2024

Humpty dumpster

A physical act where upon the chef places an egg inside their rectum and cracks it with the sphincter allowing only egg white to drip upon the desired surface.

I dropped a Humpty dumpster on her chest.

by Nabc February 24, 2024