Guys called Hubertus are tall, handsome, probably have dark hair and beautiful eyes. Their interest can range quite a lot but once they find something interesting they are truly fascinated. Although they are really strong and seem intimidating they have a truly kind heart and probably have a hidden artistic talent like music. They are always there for their friends, family or even a complete stranger. If they feel strongly towards you they will probably be pretty straightforward.A truly amazing person blessed by God and loyal to the grave.
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“Did you see Humberto walk by just now”?!
“Girl I know. His booty bigger than mines Oh Lord. If I could just get my hands on those cheeks”!
“Girl I know. His booty bigger than mines Oh Lord. If I could just get my hands on those cheeks”!
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A man of average height probably born in September. Some might say a karate ninja, but don't let his looks fool you, he can kill you with his thumb. Likes to chew on rocks on his down time. He is a great family man, he will do anything for his family. And he is a great friend and awesome fishing partner. But his best quality is giving people rides, especially after they have been loitering all day.
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I was just Humbertoed!!!!
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