housed

1. drunk off of ones ass, drunk as shit
2. smacked off of ones ass, smacked as shit

dude, ive had 13 shots, 6 bowls, 3 beers, 6 coronas, and a an appletini, im fucking HOUSED

by TCONvict April 9, 2006

House

A hat for your kitties.

We have to get a big house with lots of space.

by Kitty Hat April 22, 2011

house

Verb. To quickly consume an entire alcoholic drink in one attempt without taking a breath.

He housed his beer in three gulps.
You lost the bet, so house your drink!

by Paige Christiansen January 3, 2009

House

A weapon used to murder witches in the 1930's, only used by people hailing from the state of Kansas

How about you leave before someone drops a house on you too!

by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

House

A broken thing that's dead

Your house is really nasty, ew
:Or
This is a house
GET THAT AWAY FROM ME

by Fallcano November 8, 2020

house

Sports slang: The goal toward which a team or athlete is competing. Usually referred to as, "the house." On a grand scale, "the house" might be a league championship or a victory over an opponent. On a smaller scale, "the house" might be a scored point or goal.

We've had our ass handed to us so far in this game, but we can still win if we take the rock to the house!

by Priest Holmes October 6, 2004

house

The exact opposite of a tool.

Yo, you're a tool dude. Naw man I'm not a tool I'm a f*ckin house.

by Eric Bateman October 9, 2006