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hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

When you believe that your hunger is a equivalent to that of a hostage who has been kidnapped by a terrorist or a bankrobber, without food or drink.
We better get some food now, I'm hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation
by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008
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Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation
Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages
by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003
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negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.
"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."
by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008
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I am being held hostage please help

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.
I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab
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hostage

im going to use the pharmacy as a hostage.
by Cody5050 January 11, 2021
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Hostage

A girl you would fuck but she has an ugly face. Hence, you would fuck her with a bag over her head, like a hostage.
Shawty in the corner got a fatass and thighs but she high key a hostage. I’d definitely still hit it from the back doe.
by Gustav and Cole March 31, 2025
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