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Hong Kong

NOT FROM JAPAN, FROM CHINA
Person 1: Hi ur from hong kong,right? And so ur japanese?
Person 2: NO ITS CHINA IM CHINESE-
by helo i like to eat ur poo March 26, 2024
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Hong kong

Britain controlled Hong Kong so long they almost forgot it was China before it was controlled by them. Really it's between China and Hong Kong to determine what becomes of Hong Kong, not between Big Daddy White and China as another thing to fight a Cold War over.
Hong Kong will go on the way it always has, whether it's controlled by China, independent, or some other way. It's a bit arrogant of some countries to think Hong Kong should be more like them, when really they have to help themselves. They don't really need everybody else to help them.
by The Original Agahnim June 5, 2021
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Hong Kong Lifestyle

Hong kong Life is a way of life embodied by a few basic principles, we will get into shortly. Lets start with the origins, i was first introduced to this way of life in 2010 in my travels in asia. I ran into a kind Australian bloke who began to teach me the true meaning of a well balanced life. Ill never forget one of the most valuable lessons my bupu mentor taught me was to never turn down a chance at porking, because one day i would regret not porking all those girls when im weak ans feeble and my porking days are over.

So the basic day to day principles are very easy to get the hang of. One being PMW, pussy, money weed. These are always going to be the top threw priorities on the day to day for one who follows this way of life. Remember, dont turn your nose up at some slizz! The next is BFF, this is Bag Fun Friends. Life is short and securing the bag is necessary for freedom which then leaves room for just having fun and copping the homies insane drip. I will never stop this lifestyle and my mentor, wherever you are out there, i wish you many luck and much sex. Peace Love and Bupu.
Hong kong lifestyle keeps my bag lookin good, i get sit back and sucked, im a golden god. Never felt this good.
by Bupu Warrior April 7, 2021
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The Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.

It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.
Chaotic scenes were witnessed at Welcome during the Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020
by KevinHK February 16, 2020
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Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
by JackHang69 October 6, 2023
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Hong Kong Hardon

"that cute asian girl gave me such a hong kong hardon"
by Wintermoot November 10, 2017
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Hong Kong Observatory

Hong Kong Observatory is a part of Environment and Ecology Bureau(EEB),it is so useless that even the whole Hong Kong is flooded,we still need to go school or work.It is famous for the Li's field.The chance of typhoon no.8-10 during school day is 0%.
A:I hope there will be a typhoon tomorrow
B:Go dream la,even there is, the Hong Kong Observatory wont let us have rest.
by MTR GUY September 29, 2023
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