Homiesexual

When the only person you find attractive is Homer Simpson
"I was watching The Simpsons and i think i might be Homiesexual
by Aheago January 05, 2021
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When you are a homie but you are also attracted to strictly the homies.

its not an actual sexuality its a meme sexuality but i mean it is possible to be a homie and attracted to homies only
Guy 1: "im homiesexual"
Guy 2: "me too"
Guy 3, Guy 4, Guy 5, Guy 6, Guy 7, and Guy 8: "me too"
Guy 9: "you guys are weird"
Everyone else: "shut up"
by Stupid Af July 18, 2021
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Guy 1: “Come here bro, give me a good night kiss.”
Guy 2: “Dude what? No, that’s gay.”
Guy 1: “Nah, we’re just homiesexuals.”
And then they kiss and eventually accept that they’re both gay and start dating then get married and live happily ever after.
by Justawalmartbag November 12, 2024
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It’s not gay to kiss the homies...
Make sure you got the socks tho
Person 1:You just kissed your best friend, are you gay??
Person 2:No, we just homiesexual
by Ranboo_thebeloved March 27, 2022
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Homiesexual is the sexuality in which you perform sus acts with the homies, but it's not gay since it's the homies. This is provided you say "no homo" after each sus activity. If you do not say no homo, you are no longer homiesexual, but rather homosexual.
Person 1: Yo did you hear that Jack and John had a 10 hour anal session this weekend? That's gay af
Person 2: no, that homiesexual since their homies
Person 1: but apparently jack forgot to say no homo
Person 2: o shit then he's definitely homosexual, not homiesexual
by ExplosiveShit October 07, 2021
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When the bro at the bar acts like your homie, buys you some beers, has a good convo; but then at the end of the night tries to wine and dine ya before cumming in the back door.
Henry's walking weird this morning... Must've ran into a homiesexual
by bilbobaghins December 01, 2021
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Dude 1: Im homiesexual
Dude 2: Aren’t we all?
by YatagaOfDarkz April 14, 2021
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