Hollister

fagget ass shitty clothing overpriced ripped clothes.sposed to be for teens but lately 40+ have been wearing it more.

"ehy dude check out my hollister pre-ripped pants, they just show i don't care and i'm not afraid to let everyone know it"

by MSTRKRFT September 25, 2008

Hollister

A place where you spend $60 on a pair or ripped jeans and a size 9 is actually a size 6. And the workers are usually so stupid and stuck up. It's a very dark store and smells like somebody dumped a bottle of perfume on everything.

Kyle- Hey babe. What happened to your jeans.

Taylor- Um. I just bought these at Hollister.

by ChillaxingPanda August 26, 2015

hollister

a dark, loud music playing store that has the same exact clothes as abercrombie excpet a small flying bird (i hear its a falcon) in the corner of the shirts instead of a moose. owned by the same company as abercrombie and fitch and used to have slighly less expensive prices but now the prices are the same, i actually got the same shirt cheaper at abercrombie.

i love the clothes in hollister but wanted to slap the bitch cashier.

by yo dad April 13, 2007

Hollister

(n): Ususally referred to in tragic cases, an asylum specifically treating materialistic, anorexic teens who have lost their idividuality.

Betty: Hey, Dad! Check out my new jeans!
Mr. Betty: Oh what a shame, they've ripped already..
Betty: No, I bought them this way.
Mr. Betty: What store would sell you those?
Betty: UHHHHH... Hollisterrrr, DUHH!
Mr. Betty: BETTY YOU STUPID GIRL, DO I LOOK LIKE BILL GATES?! WE'LL HAVE TO DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

by HotHumidity April 4, 2009

Hollister

a store where anorexic girls and guys go to buy clothes made for only anorexic people.

an anorexic girl bought a XXS shirt from Hollister

by TAYlor. July 2, 2007

Hollister

A store for losers who think they are cool or people who think they can surf when they really can't even swim. You also can get really ripped fallen apart jeans from there.

kid: OMG i got thease jean for 200 dollars from hollister
Mom: wat a waste of money

by sumfanumber41 April 15, 2006

Hollister

A store based on a small city in southern california. Stores located in malls thruout america (as far as i know) and sell extremely overpriced apparel for teens. If u have allergies u probably cant set foot in the store because it is fully drenched with cologne and perfume. Store is very dimly lit and has an all girls section to the left and all "Dude's" section to the right of the entrance. A store which has given the bitches an all new oppurtunity to snub you- "if u are not wearing the Hollister kid look your a loser". The store is basically prejudiced against kids who cant afford, or just are smart enough to know it is pointless to spend up to sixty bucks for ripped jeans and pretty much otherwise suckish tops if they didnt have HOLLISTER written across the front. Basically a snobby rich bitch's paradise with employess who only work there because its hollister.

Hollister is overpriced

by Amygurl February 24, 2007