hobbit, hobbiting 

anything you want it to

Stop your hobbiting around!
Shut up or ill cut off your hobbit.

hobbit, hobbiting by Matt444 February 19, 2004

Hobbit rocket 

when a short and hairy penis ejaculates inside a hobbit pocket.

hey dude what's up? Nothing just gave Brandi the hobbit rocket. You're fucking gross dude

Hobbit rocket by aairving April 7, 2015

Hobbit Talk 

1. Any discussion which speculates that homosexual relations were engaged in by any of the male Hobbit characters in any Lord of the Rings films or novels.

2. Any uncomfortable or unseemly discussion among peers.

3. Litteral. The interjection used to interrupt discussions of the above.

1. "That's right at the end of Return of the King Frodo's sittin in the bed and Merry and Pippin jump right in and get it on! Then Sam and Gimli show up and just sit there and watch the whole thing."

"Hey shut up man! That's fuckin hobbit talk."


2. "Yeah sometimes late at night I can hear my parents doin it."

"OH YUCK! Quit that hobbit talk!"


3. "Hey did you haear about Sarah goin down on your bud..."

"HOBBIT TALK!"

Hobbit Talk by karlthepagan January 10, 2004

hobbit hunter 

A Mormon bitch who thinks she's better than anyone and everyone else she meets. This person has a tendency to accuse women (especially Floridians or women who live in Florida) of being evil.

She also treats her own boyfriend like shit, whilst trying to steal the boyfriend of an associate.

Audience 1: Deuce, you know all that conflict is coming from that Hobbit Hunter.

Audience 2: It's a mod, what can you do?

hobbit hunter by vanylla October 16, 2008

hobbit sized 

A term used to describe someone short in stature. Usually the shortest within a in a group.

"I'm not tall, I'm hobbit sized!"

hobbit sized by Darlowyn April 23, 2010

hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket

Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying

hobbit jock by Wooloke April 7, 2015

hobbit knob

An overly hairy dick, extending all the way to the knob.

Did you see that guy?? Full Hobbit Knob.

hobbit knob by CamGuy41 January 1, 2017