Hinkes

Slang term for massive breasts or can also be used if a male is being an absolute tit.

“Check out the massive Hinkes on that bird!”

by SassyGramzz March 13, 2019

Lesbian Hiking Boots

These are the big, brown, thick-soled shoes that most women only wear for hiking, but lesbians will wear them anytime.

Hey, Carla, you're just going to Ikea, so why are you wearing your lesbian hiking boots?

by Andy_NY December 14, 2008

urban hiking

extensive shopping in a city shopping district (aka urban hiking trail) where paths or sidewalks adjoining different stores are open-air rather than enclosed.

the opposite of the typical mall shopping format found in a suburb, which is completely enclosed.

what did you do today?

oh, I went to the city for some urban hiking since the weather was so nice!

by (^(oo)^)v September 29, 2010

Hinked Up

When an "alleged" criminal believes that the cops are after them, or when they have figured out that the cops know their whereabouts

Cop # 1- "Joey's brother called him to tell him we came by today...now Joey is all hinked up"

Cop #2- "He was hinked up, and ran out of the back door before we could grab him"

by sca2323 August 2, 2009

dew hickie

dew hickies (n.) the small strawberry-like rash that can develop on a country girl's backside after frolicking in wet grass.

Ellie Mae's mama spotted a dew hickie on Ellie after the church picnic.

by Shakey Shears October 27, 2008

bush hankie

Aussie for a snot rocket

He didn't have any tissues so he used the bush hankie

by superhero March 22, 2005

Hikin' the Appalachian Trail

Cheating on your wife or girlfriend, especially if in the process of cheating, you disappear for a few days and say you are going someplace where it is impossible to be reached. Can also be used on a woman to say that she's cheating.

Same meaning as the other two entries here at UrbanDictionary.com: "Hiking in Appalachia" and "Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains", except that that "hikin' the Appalachian Trial" sounds better.

guy 1: "Where's Dave? I thought he he was going to play golf with us today."

guy 2: "He told his wife he had to work the weekend, but I think he's hikin' the appalachian trail. He was flirting all week with that new chick in accounting"

-or-

guy 1: "Where has your girlfriend been lately?"
guy 2: "I dumped her ass! Caught her hikin' the appalachian trail, and that was it for that slut!"

by rpompeii June 29, 2009