helper

someone who does nothing for you

a teacher's aid

by k smith January 8, 2004

hamburger helper

the act of a man putting on the hamburger helper glove and shoving it up a girls anus hole the glove will go up so far that the shit looks like hamburger helper

" im really hungry would anybody like some hamburger helper."

by nickcory June 4, 2009

hemper tantrum

When someone is having a temper tantrum while high. More specifically on marijuana.

I bumped into Josh coming home from the party outside at 3am...But he was throwing a hemper tantrum so I left.

by Shoe~BASS September 18, 2009

Santas little helper

when a black guy dresses up as santa claus or mrs. claus at a truck stop and goes up to a horny redneck and asks what he wants for christmas. the redneck must say you they get on a random flatbed and put on a show for the whole yard of horny rednecks then the black guy while getting rammed in the asshole shoots up heroine into the horndog and then drags him back to the truck where he dresses the truck driver in santa claus suit and cuts out his mouth and his own dick and puts it into his mouth and shoves the horndogs fist up his ass til it ruptures the lower intestine and then the helper writes in shit, blood, and/or semen across the windshield "kkk you can suck my bloody butthole"

whoa dont santas little helper me

by Big Black Cock February 21, 2009

crazy hexler

(n) any person who is mentally derranged, has no friends and desperatley tries to aquire them through means of acting like them, aka a wannabe, a suicide in the making or a freakazoid

Val is one crazy hexler, she wants to be cool so bad she went to the christian club in tears asking how to be sexy and seductive.

by sexy and seductive December 14, 2008

tuna helper

(noun, vulgar slang): an established lesbian or bisexual woman who helps a bicurious woman or girl awaken a lesbian attraction by way of sexual experimenting.

After a weekend with Charlene the tuna helper, Stacy knew for sure that she was a lesbian.

from "tuna" (often used to describe the smell of human female genitalia), and "helper" (one who helps)

by Sadie Verbosa January 1, 2010

lee howson's happy little helpers

happy little helpers of lee howson

"lee, get your happy little helpers off of me"

by mister burnley March 23, 2004