Hange Zoë

Hottest person in attack on titan PERIODT. I am a slut for Hange Zoë. I will let them do anything to my body that they would like to do to me

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"who is the hottest person in aot" "Hange Zoë for sure"

by Hangezoësslut April 29, 2021

..hangemybeloved

my very cool moot who is very funny and cool <33

have you seen ..hangemybeloved’s new video?
no??
well they were crying about not being on urban dictionary so here i am doing it/j

by walten_brainrot July 11, 2021

Hange zoe

Mommy/daddy/non gender descriptive parental figure

"wow Hange zoe is even hotter than your mom"

by 6feetinyourmom November 14, 2021

double hanger disaster

What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.

1. Buy more hangers.

2. Buy more closets.

3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.

Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.

by whyyesidorandomlybuyguitars September 5, 2009

Net hanger

Similar to cock blocking,it's what an ugly dude does when he knows he'll never score the hot chick he's standing next to or sitting next to in a bar. But he won't leave his seat or spot if his life depended on it. Therefore, preventing anyone else from getting close to her.

" I was really digging that chick sittting at the corner of the bar last night,but some net hanger wouldn't let me get in close with her."

by ToeKneeRi October 19, 2011

Paint The Hedgehog

When you pull out and ejaculate on a unshaven vagina.

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Jimbob said , "What did you do last night Tommy?"

Tommy replies, " Martha didn't want to get knocked up again, so she told me to Paint the Hedgehog".

by BethandAmber April 10, 2016

Poodle Hanger

Someone who grabs a poodles leash while the dog is attached, and chokes the bloody thing to death. This situation mostly happens with the neighbors poodle.

Johny just performed a poodle hanger on Bobs dog.

by Big_Phil May 23, 2009