Angry Helen Keller

When a guy is about to cum from head, he grabs the back of the girl's head and forces his D down her wind pipe and cums all over her vocal cords (rendering her unable to speak), he then pulls his dick out, blows his ball snot into the bitch's eyes and then in both of her ears (rendering her blind and deaf), thus the girl resembles an angry Helen Keller.

"My wife and I wanted to try something new, so I gave her an angry Helen Keller and now she wants a divorce."

"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."

by Ben J. L. November 8, 2006

Your Helen Keller

A specific person you know that you purposely put boxes in front of so they trip and fall over them.

Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.

Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*

by Petey Mik {Inspired by Marie} May 1, 2008

The Helen Keller

Ejaculate in a girls mouth, poke her in the eyes and clap her ears, temporarily making her deaf, blind and mumbling, much like Helen Keller.

Mary likes to talk after sex so I decided to give her the Helen Keller to shut her up.

by P-Dizzle-Sizzle February 5, 2010

Pulling a Helen Keller

Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.

"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"

"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"

"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"

"What happened?"

"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

the helen keller

While getting a blow job, blind fold your women, then plug both her ears. While your penis is still in her mouth have her say "water" and listen to the sweet music come out of her mouth, if you can understand her.

I gave your mom the helen keller, and apparently she wants some "wah-wah?"

by schlogden February 18, 2008

The Helen Keller

When you fuck a girl upside down so the blood rushes to her head causing her to lose her hearing, and then finishing off by cumming in her eyes.

She wanted to try something new in bed so I gave her The Helen Keller

by skeeternewmon September 16, 2019

The Helen Keller

This is a complex maneuver involving three separate actions.
1) When a chick is giving you head you pull out and come in her eyes rendering her blind
2) You stick your fingers in her ears rendering her deaf.
3) You put your dick back in her mouth rendering her speechless
thus the helen keller

Tina let me do the helen keller to her last night...amazing!

by Thisisforjaredandbock January 26, 2010