Heaven

Heaven is overrated.
by Anonymous8787 October 14, 2008
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heaven

So, how's life at Heaven?
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
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heaven

A place for hippes and drug-users, a forever long purple world in all kinds of shapes. Opposite to Hell: A place for RnR fans, a place with a everlasting long electric guitar intro.
Hippes goes to heaven, RnR fans goes to hell.

Last to the devil is a moron!
by vermin October 22, 2003
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Heaven

Mom: C'mon we need to go to church
Kid: I don't want to. I want to stay at home
Mom: Listen here, do you want to go to heaven or not
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heaven

Surprisingly, is a place that every single Narrow minded person on earth wanted to be in, mostly blonde teenagers.
Shelly: yaay I sooo want to be in heaven !! its like having a whole castle full of studs, like Gary !

Me: I don't wanna go to heaven, i'll spend the rest of my immortal life doing what ? Play chess for 50 billion years?
Fuck Shelly ! If God doesn't put me in hell, I'll find a way to get my ass in. At least i'll find my favorite Rock-Star there !
by MerWahn February 05, 2010
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guy's heaven

There I was ... all slobbed out : sitting on my fat ass, drinking beer, blasting huge farts and watching scantily clad women walk by with all of their huge, pendulous cleavage hanging out. And I thought 'is this Iowa ?' (Field Of Dreams Homage). No, it's heaven. Guy's heaven.
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slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat
Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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