Hamper Camper

A panty sniffer. Typically a male but there are wonderful female panty sniffers. A hamper camper is a fervent sniffer of soiled and dirty undergarments. He/she is found digging through clothes hampers in search of an intoxicating fix to their olfactory craving. He/she is also found rummaging through soiled laundry bags and baskets at laundromats and laundry rooms at communal living facilities and usually absconds with their unearthed treasures.

I walked in my room and my brother’s friend had his nose buried in the gusset of a pair of my soiled panties. What a hamper camper.

I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Cow Hampshire

The 9th state in the United States; known for having more veterinarians than doctors.

I live in Cow Hampshire. Sorry.........

by DaHolmes February 9, 2023

Visiting the Hamptons

Performing analingus in the middle of a blowjob. A well deserved rest for the dick-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. Talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the Hamptons with a handjob. This is also known as a Rusty Trombone.

Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh

Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!

by Mr McFeely July 13, 2011

headphone album

Album that is supposedly best listened to on headphones, as opposed to being played over loudspeakers.

'Our Endless Numbered Days' is a headphone album.

by headphones_dude August 27, 2005

hampers domillion

sethys form prechytides

"I wasn't plussed become hampers domillion in jest."

by Frelik August 5, 2004

hampton middle school

Hampton middle school is a school full of black and Hispanics with very minimal whites. Everyone talks about one another and everyone is friends with each other. None of the people that talk the most shit to each other are bout it. People who don’t talk shit are about it. Everyone confronts each other but nothing is happening. Hampton is a decent school. The teachers here dgaf bout what happens and the principals are oc asf. Most “ funny “ kids are actually champ asf. When big things happen everyone hypes it up. That’s hampton middle school for you. A school where people talk about one another buh won’t do shit buh confront.

People in Hampton Middle School are shit talkers but can’t back it up.

by cicirocks13 March 10, 2019

Hampster diving

When a person shoves the end of an empty papertowel roll up his/her anus then inserting a rodent of choice into the tube and setting the exposed end on fire so rhat the rodent will be forced to crawl into the anal cavity

Richard gere went to the emergency room after a hampster diving experiment went all wrong

by Suka may korncob April 27, 2019