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Healthy shmelthy

When you shit and no matter how much you wipe, your ass is still shitty.
This morning i had a Healthy shmelthy and needed a manpon.
by Dr. Ratfuck February 7, 2012
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healthy medium

Kayla and shea are healthy medium
by huntfish January 13, 2016
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Healthy Mind

I know I have a healthy mind.
by Nonto shukku February 29, 2016
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Healthy legs

A group (of usually 5 or 6 girls and boys below the age of 25) of fun, healthy people who are all very close, and enjoy kicking up a fuss and creating banter wherever they go, a little squad with lots of inside jokes and phrases.
(in conversation)
Person 1: "hey look over there, some healthy legs!"
Person 2: "wow! They're so cool!"
by AshleeYJOHNNNO471_twitter July 18, 2016
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Healthy Hoes

Hoes that are in good shape. Could be that hottie at the Running for Brews 5k or the thick chick you can't keep your eyes off of when she's squatting at the gym.
You running this next 5k with me?!

No way, but I'll be there to cheer you on tho... Definitely going to be some healthy hoes there!
by YoungBC-727 October 26, 2016
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healthy, wealthy, and wise

A highly-desirable status attainable in one of three ways:
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
Pre-med student: I'm not sure I wanna spend my whole life workin' with blood 'n' guts every day.
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
by QuacksO February 23, 2017
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healthy

the word people use to have people think they are eating wisely or have people think they are exersizing when they get home. mainly the description of most obese people
yeah i'm so healthy i totally went to the gym last night
by lolbbbyg April 3, 2017
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