harumph

Comes from the word "hair" (i.e., pubic hair) and "hump". When these semantics are analyzed, it produces a word "harumph", meaning to teabag. (pubic hair hump)

I just harumphed your mother!

by Professor Bluh January 5, 2004

Harumph

Interjection: To express great agreement, admiration, approval, or celebration

"I think we should get Ice Cream."

"Harumph! Indeed we shall!"

by J.C. Howard February 15, 2017

Humphety

Humping in the motion of male rabbits. This is usually practiced in some parts of california and France.

That was damn humphety bitch!

by kev182 September 12, 2005

Hamphalf

When someone explains something or relates a story that starts in the story-teller's head and only half of the story is conveyed verbally; usually the second half. As if the story was Hampered by their own internal confusion and Half of their message actually reaches their vocal chords and is thus transferred past their lips.

Bill: "...so you should give Jim a call."
Greg: "Jim who?"
Bill: "What didn't you understand?"
Greg: "Everything that preceded SO! You pulled another Hamphalf! You should really consider a CAT Scan!"

by Huge Viking August 20, 2011

Humphor

A person who dislikes confrontation and is extremely annoying and gay. Also, that person probably has only one left nut.

Misael really cried at the prom dance,

Yeah, he's one hell of a Humphor, no doubt about it!

by AzZaZz123 October 13, 2011

Humphrey Suit

Wearing nothing on bottom while wearing clothing up top, a la Australia's favourite children's character Humphrey B Bear, who wore a vest, a tie and a hat, but no pants.

"When the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking, I like to answer the door in my Humphrey Suit."

by Fuzzybricker October 20, 2014

haumps

Donuts. Is connected with the way Homer Simpson eats his donuts. When he eats them he goes "*haump* *haump*" Therefore they are called "haumps"!

I just bought some haumps for the whole family to eat!

by chocolatewomen April 6, 2015