Harper sealing 

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.

Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts

Harper sealing by Egypt April 22, 2017

harper shirt 

a form of tee-shirt like the tank top, but worn skin tight by gay men in Las Vegas

He shouldn't be allowed to wear a jizz stained harper shirt at the crap tables

harper shirt by Moosehands March 17, 2004

Harper Roberts

A man whith an abnormal addiction to rockstar and energy drinks and has a very squeaky voice. Also allergic to most things including grass

Hey Akhmatova want to get a rockstar
Nah man don’t want to be a Harper Roberts

Harper Roberts by John butcher December 21, 2018

Harper College

Crappy community college in Palatine, Illinois. Where most of the kids at Palatine High School end up going if they aren't rich or get good grades or are good at sports, let alone even go to college at all.
Also known as 'Harper High' because it's basically jsut an extension of high school. You're with about half of the same people you went to high school with, and it's set up much the same.
Good for getting whatever degree in whatever major you've selected, but don't expect anyone to make a big deal out of it. It's basically the bare minimum college education.

Harper College-
'What are you doing after graduation?'
'Harper.'
'Cool, me too. And, like, the other 20 people i've asked in the last hour.'
'Bitchin.'

Harper College by los loco gringo October 20, 2008

Harper Manoeuvre 

The Harper Manoeuvre first pioneered by Chris O'Dowd is a staple of IT troubleshooting.

Execution of the method has evolved greatly over the years with famous IT technician Mr A Harper bringing the method to new realms and coining the phrase "The Harper Manoeuvre".

The Harper Manoeuvre can fix all IT issues by simply switching off the offending equipment and then turning it back on.

60% of the time it works all the time.

The server was failing but I executed the Harper Manoeuvre and it's working better than ever!

Harper Manoeuvre by HCI-Stack-4U August 18, 2021

Harper Woods, Michigan 

Harper Woods is a city that used to be close to what the Grosse Pointes were at one point as far as middle class living. But now because of the economy it is alot closer to being Detroit jr. (foreclosers; A mall, Eastland, that has trouble keeping it's stores open). It, like Detroit, really isn't as bad as some people say, but still, like Detroit, has a long way to go before getting back to where it once was.

Person 1: It's kind of sad to see all the enconomic problems here in Harper Woods, Michigan with all the foreclosers and stuff.

Person 2: Yeah, I know. There really isn't much here anymore.

Harper Woods, Michigan by Yes indeed August 14, 2009

harper nose 

A nose so large you can use it to penetrate a pussy.

Lady: I want a Harper nose tonight.

harper nose by Leviathan February 13, 2017