The punishment received when you leave your computer unlocked. The name comes form the fact that the typical punishment is to change the persons background image to some obscene image of David Hasselhoff.
Mr. Palm just got hasselhoffed by Mr. Ståhl when failing to lock his computer while playing table tennis.
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by lustjakten November 20, 2012
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A behavior that is almost clever in the short term, but in the long run is self destructive and foolish. Known for weaseling, irrelevance, and trolling people who would be friends.
We were once close friends, but years of hansenish facebook posts make me wonder about that guy. weasel troll
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Bilal: Lucas, want some HASSELKØD?
Lucas: Of course bro. Its lit, its lit.
Arafat: What about me? I want a blessing.
Kean: Let me give you blessings.
Arafat: NOOOOOOOOOOO
*Le Kean procedes to sexually destroy Arafat's asshole with a pencil.
Kamran: Hvad er det der BESAFE for noget?
*Le Bilal trying to answer: *voicecrax
Bilal: Lucas, want some HASSELKØD?
Lucas: Of course bro. Its lit, its lit.
Arafat: What about me? I want a blessing.
Kean: Let me give you blessings.
Arafat: NOOOOOOOOOOO
*Le Kean procedes to sexually destroy Arafat's asshole with a pencil.
Kamran: Hvad er det der BESAFE for noget?
*Le Bilal trying to answer: *voicecrax
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"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"
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A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.
Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.
by Teflon April 11, 2006
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