Vagina Handjob 

When a woman does kegels during sex.

She was giving it to me pretty good.Then she gave me a vagina handjob towards the end and i exploded all in her.

Vagina Handjob by 93 yourcultleader93 January 26, 2021

Israeli Handjob 

The act of rubbing cosmetic products on the hands of a prospective customer, as part of a sales pitch to convince that customer to buy the product. The practice originated from Israeli immigrants selling "sea salt" based lotions at mall Kiosks.

Person A: "Sorry I'm late.. I just got an Israeli Handjob from that girl in the food court."
Person B: "Please tell me you didn't buy those sea salts from her..."
Person A: "Hell no, I just sat there smiling while she wasted her time."

Israeli Handjob by Renegade0894 October 9, 2012

Hot Tortilla Handjob 

a jerkity jerk with a hot, buttered tortilla

The tortilla lady at CHuys looks like she gives a mean, "Hot Tortilla Handjob"

Hot Tortilla Handjob by Dutch Rudders Revenger November 1, 2010

Nigger handjob

A Nigger handjob is a handjob given from some one of the Afro-American (nigger) decent. It is commonly used as a form of currency. The "rate" of a nigger handjob varies from location and the hand size of the benefactor.

Dude, what do i owe you for that lighter? oh well i guess like 69 cents and a nigger handjob.

Ill give you this fried chicken and a nigger hand job for that kool-aid.

Nigger handjob by phil yanjawn July 24, 2009

Sad handjob 

A handjob when the only lubrication is the tears of the person giving the handjob.

After Mark insulted Tina's love making he was relegated to a sad handjob.

Sad handjob by Sad handy August 20, 2013

Albuquerque Handjob 

The burning sensation created on one's penis when a man goes to urinate and forgets that he was just eating and/or handling hot peppers/sauce.

Q: Why are you crying bro?
A: I forgot all about the jalapeno poppers I just ate, went to take a piss and gave myself an Albuquerque Handjob.

Albuquerque Handjob by NewMex November 2, 2010

Remix Handjob 

When you get someone with Parkinson's to give you a handjob

Dude 1: Man that remix handjob from George H. Bush was amazing
Dude 2: Oh shit is he still giving them out?

Remix Handjob by Piece-A-Piss May 4, 2021