A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.
by takewhatIhave April 13, 2006
A sex act consisting of stimulation of the penis via a book (typically an Oxford English Dictionary), typically an alternative to a traditional handjob in order to avoid physical contact.
by thepinkranger5 August 07, 2011
Last night your sister gave me a spanish handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.
by tinkabilly April 18, 2015
by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013
Mike: Dude! She just went to high-five you and grabbed your genitles! You got a handjob!
Jack: Don't worry mike. She didn't mean to grab my genitles, it was an unintentional handjob.
Mike: OH the U-H! What a classic!
Jack: Don't worry mike. She didn't mean to grab my genitles, it was an unintentional handjob.
Mike: OH the U-H! What a classic!
by UHMASTER January 25, 2011
Noun--The act of riding on the back of a harley davidson motorcycle with a biker dude and calmly reaching your arm around his torso in order to jerk him off, while feeling the vibrations of the motorcycle on the bottom of your sack.
by Harleyhandy June 12, 2009
actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation
Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK
by what is the LD50 of memes April 07, 2017