coital handjob

A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.
So last night I got a coital handjob. I got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.
by takewhatIhave April 13, 2006
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Oxford Handjob

A sex act consisting of stimulation of the penis via a book (typically an Oxford English Dictionary), typically an alternative to a traditional handjob in order to avoid physical contact.
Moriah: Did you and Grace get it in?
Adrian: Naw she's a prude, I only got an oxford handjob.
by thepinkranger5 August 07, 2011
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spanish handjob

when a woman gives a man a handjob whilst putting his dick in her titties
Last night your sister gave me a spanish handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.
by tinkabilly April 18, 2015
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Self Handjob

Carmen inquired if Justin got a SHJ (self handjob) last night.
by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013
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Unintentional Handjob

When a female's hand accidently comes in contact with male genitalia.
Mike: Dude! She just went to high-five you and grabbed your genitles! You got a handjob!

Jack: Don't worry mike. She didn't mean to grab my genitles, it was an unintentional handjob.

Mike: OH the U-H! What a classic!
by UHMASTER January 25, 2011
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Harley Handjob

Noun--The act of riding on the back of a harley davidson motorcycle with a biker dude and calmly reaching your arm around his torso in order to jerk him off, while feeling the vibrations of the motorcycle on the bottom of your sack.
"Oh wow dude, look at that biker!! You want to give him a harley handjob!!!"
by Harleyhandy June 12, 2009
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salty handjob

actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation
Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK
by what is the LD50 of memes April 07, 2017
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