coital handjob

A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.

So last night I got a coital handjob. I got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.

by takewhatIhave April 27, 2006

Oxford Handjob

A sex act consisting of stimulation of the penis via a book (typically an Oxford English Dictionary), typically an alternative to a traditional handjob in order to avoid physical contact.

Moriah: Did you and Grace get it in?
Adrian: Naw she's a prude, I only got an oxford handjob.

by thepinkranger5 August 6, 2011

spanish handjob

when a woman gives a man a handjob whilst putting his dick in her titties

Last night your sister gave me a spanish handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.

by tinkabilly April 18, 2015

Self Handjob

A form of masturbation. Also known as a SHJ.

Carmen inquired if Justin got a SHJ (self handjob) last night.

by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013

Unintentional Handjob

When a female's hand accidently comes in contact with male genitalia.

Mike: Dude! She just went to high-five you and grabbed your genitles! You got a handjob!

Jack: Don't worry mike. She didn't mean to grab my genitles, it was an unintentional handjob.

Mike: OH the U-H! What a classic!

by UHMASTER January 25, 2011

Harley Handjob

Noun--The act of riding on the back of a harley davidson motorcycle with a biker dude and calmly reaching your arm around his torso in order to jerk him off, while feeling the vibrations of the motorcycle on the bottom of your sack.

"Oh wow dude, look at that biker!! You want to give him a harley handjob!!!"

by Harleyhandy June 14, 2009

Hitler Handjob

A Hitler Handjob is when you receive a very bad hand job,

Last night she gave a right Hitler Handjob

by Sneak952 January 28, 2017