happy handbag

A straight woman who enjoys the safe companionship of a gay man.

I'd rather be called a happy handbag than a fag hag.It sounds so derogatory.

by Jennifer-Ann January 5, 2009

handbagitis

A severe itch to buy new season designer handbags, commonly experienced by stylish women, frequent in recurrence and only relieved by topical application of the latest handbag upon the affected person's shoulder.

Wife says to Husband: "It's just another seasonal outbreak of handbagitis dear...the good doctor recommended I buy a new designer handbag for immediate relief...so I did...with your fishing trip money!".

by Bag Addict September 15, 2010

Hanoi Handbag

A testicle of a South-Asian ladyboy.

Carl: "I think I'm gonna go pick up that hooker over there"
Jim: "Nah, think that's a dude. Look at the Hanoi Handbags slipping out!"

by Ninaleven July 14, 2023

Handbagged

When the testicals are victoriously placed into the hand of a defeated foe

RJ- Yo B-randon you ever handbagged anyone on halo
B- Um, no the fuck is that?
R- it's like teabagging only on there hand
B- really? XD that's funny
R- yea i took a picture when i did it in your sleep! XD
B- 0.o

by A guy with pubic hair November 17, 2010

Handbag

When you like a girl but she doesn't know it and your in the friendzone. She confides in you. You hang out. Party. You're an accessory.

I liked the girl and we hung out a lot but I was always her handbag when we'd go out and she'd talk about other guys. She didn't know I was into her though, I kept it platonic.

by Lilbeau July 29, 2017