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Turkish Handbag

Commonly found in the middle east, this is an act where one man inserts his hand up another man's rectum and picks out the corn in his poop. Designed for pleasure that leads to softer bowel movements.
Dude I just visited Turkey and this guy tried to get me drunk and give me a Turkish Handbag after we had corn for dinner.
by Hugh G Bahls September 5, 2025
mugGet the Turkish Handbagmug.

happy handbag

A straight woman who enjoys the safe companionship of a gay man.
I'd rather be called a happy handbag than a fag hag.It sounds so derogatory.
by Jennifer-Ann January 5, 2009
mugGet the happy handbagmug.
Regirock, a legendary pokemon from the Hoenn Region, is essentially assigned with massive eyelashes, human hands with long fingernails, and a designer handbag.
Cunty Regirock w/ handbag: "ÜN ÜN ÜN!"

Me: "Woah it's a Cunty Regirock with a handbag!"
by THE ORIGINAL ME May 10, 2024
mugGet the Cunty Regirock with a Handbagmug.

Handbagged

When the testicals are victoriously placed into the hand of a defeated foe
RJ- Yo B-randon you ever handbagged anyone on halo
B- Um, no the fuck is that?
R- it's like teabagging only on there hand
B- really? XD that's funny
R- yea i took a picture when i did it in your sleep! XD
B- 0.o
by A guy with pubic hair November 17, 2010
mugGet the Handbaggedmug.

Handbag

When you like a girl but she doesn't know it and your in the friendzone. She confides in you. You hang out. Party. You're an accessory.
I liked the girl and we hung out a lot but I was always her handbag when we'd go out and she'd talk about other guys. She didn't know I was into her though, I kept it platonic.
by Lilbeau July 29, 2017
mugGet the Handbagmug.

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