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Hammad

There's nothing softer and more gentle than him. That person who shift closer to you when you're subconsciously moving away while you're walking next to them, who smiles at you as soon as you make eye contact ,who hears you and understands you, who wholeheartedly loves you and accepts your flaws, someone who stays .The memory of someone who feels like home. If the moon and the serenity of night breeze, the zephyr-like sound of wind chimes and love, care, gentleness, reverence, the color blue ever want to take a form of a human it will look like him and it will name itself Hammad.
"Hammad is one of those people who will make your life better just by being in it"
by chamomillowel April 30, 2022
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Hambot

A hambot is a burger with no bread that's pretty retarded. Just like a HAM but you usually call someone a hambot when they're just being extra stupid and slow wether that has to do with making money or using common sense.
That kid Gilbert’s a hambot. He's flexing fake designer on the gram and he tried selling that shit to me.
by Highest Burner October 4, 2023
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Albert Hammond jr.

Guitarist for The Strokes, also has the best fashion sense and afro of any man alive. During guitar solos he practically has an orgasm. It makes for a nice show.
by eltonjohn May 30, 2006
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HAMboner

Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others
Oho, looks like you've caught out a HAMboner!
by princevitae September 15, 2003
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Hambone Sauce

To go completely HAM ( Hard as a motherfucker). Leaving no prisoners, pillaging everything in its way.
Dana to sales colleague: The account did not sign

Kenneth: Then lets go Hambone sauce on them until the sign or fucking die!
by Captajjsjs July 19, 2019
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Hamhock

The soft, jiggly, meaty part of a womans thighs. Usually observed on an Big Beautiful Woman or BBW for short.
1.) Fabio gently kissed her hamhocks while slowly, making his way up to her clitoris, before ravaging her with his erect penis.
2.) Fabio thrust deeper, harder, stronger...as she wrapped her hamhocks around his waist, sinking her nails into his back.
3.) As Fabio scooped her up by the hamhocks, he thrust her against a wall, feeling the wetness on his chiseled abs.
by shemakesgoodsammichs October 22, 2013
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Alabama hammock

A form of sexual intercourse on a webbed hammock where in the throes of passion one gets their testicles caught in the webbing and still concludes the tryst in the biblical sense.
The most embarrassing sexual tryst I've ever had was on a hammock and my nuts were caught in the webbing. The Alabama hammock was the worst sexual experience I've ever had.
by Iceman18 August 11, 2019
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