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Horizontal Pearls

When your dog hasn't been neutered and his balls are always visible.
Dude, your dogs Horizontal Pearls are all over your pillow!!!
by Chi Chi Chamberlain April 23, 2011
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Horizontally acceptable

A woman who is easy to fornicate with.
That chick is so horizontally acceptable,she did the whole basketball team.
by Clemmer April 21, 2006
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Horizontal Tapdance

Me and LaShawnda just got done doing the Horizontal Tapdance.
by CAMMYdoodles January 21, 2009
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horizontal ladder

"The teen who rejected James Franco had no concept of the importance of climbing the horizontal ladder."
by pasha sasa April 14, 2014
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horizontal shuffle

much like grinding, like b boys do in da club, but horizontally. Perhaps lying on a bed/back of pick up truck.
Say baby, you can really dance... do you know the 'Horizontal Shuffle'?
by Kyle Huggins July 17, 2006
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Horizontal Mumbo

Sex engaged on a counter top or similar structure.
I bet you would take an Alabama blacksnake in an alleyway while doing the horizontal mumbo!
by FartFucker69 March 28, 2015
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Horizontal Sweep

The horizontal Sweep is when you have a hand gun hold it dow so it is turned and use the recoil of each shot to move the gun to the target and keep firing.
The Russian mafia hitman killed 10 crips using a 9mm and the horitzontal sweep.
by scannerfish December 10, 2004
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