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hicks

Hick is a word to describe a very specific group of low class, southern whites. Hicks are racist, homophobic, stupid as fuck, and are ALWAYS ignorant ass Christians that will shove their beliefs down your throat whenever they get the chance.

hicks are most commonly racist against blacks and latinos, but more often then not they just hate anyone that's not white. they also hates gays because "yawll no dat Gawd mayddit Adum nd Eeve nawt Adum nd Steeve yawll". They are almost completely uneducated, and usually dropped out in the 8th or 9th grade.

They are all extremely religious. Now normally, there would not be anything wrong with that, but these people really overdue it. A hick would actually disown their child for not being religious or the same religion they were raised with. A hick takes the Bible LITERALLY and will actually turn the other cheek in the name of science because it "goes against God". Basically, these people make Christians look like huge pompous ass holes.

Not all people that live in the South are like this. Want to know how to stay away from them? DON'T GO TO THE SOUTH! (Unless you're visiting a major city, of course)
Hick: Yawll are crayyyzee, Ah aint kum frum no munkeeez!
Educated Person: Actually, there is scientific evidence that proves humans evolved from previous species of ape before us.
Hick: Ah dun buhleev in any o' dat Science sheeeit. Thass gone againnst JEsus Kraaaast.
Educated Person: ....You're not too bright, are you?

Damn hicks
by Representin Philly 215 January 9, 2010
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hick

I have a mullet, so all the guys in school think I'm cool, so they call me Joe Dirt. One day, I was wearing a Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt and a guy walked up to me and said, "Man, you are such a hick!" So, it means someone having the social status someone between white trash and a redneck. I take it offensivley, though.
Me: I say he's white trash
Friend: No, he's a redneck.
Me: He's in-between.
Friend: Like a hick?
Me: Yea, why not
by Eric Kuhn October 16, 2006
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Hick

Also known as a "country bumpkin" this species is typically dumb as shit they thrive in most barns and commonly fuck farm animals . It is also known for wearing overalls and carrying a shot gun for no reason. They are not well educated and usually drop out of school . The only thing a hick is good for is making the rest of society look good
Jedidiah: awweh look right dur cuzin feeessstus is done dere fuckin da sheep again

Festus: don't blame me im a HICK
by Vladimir Krokrustinofvskir December 10, 2012
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hick

racist (towards suburbanites and rural folks) ignorant,hateful,inbred,back alley dwelling,big city liberals with their 4 front teeth missing,tattooed,pierced,book-hating,can't pull up their pants fucking retards from the deep south (see California),hate the environment,love concrete
tree fuggin liberals who hate trees and love concrete (especially one who HATEs TREES,hence TREE FUGGIN LIBERALS)

They look like they should be taking your ticket/operating rides at the carnival...

see carnies
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hick

A person who drives a Grren Mustang, sleeps with his sister, listens to Garbage, and used to have a mullet.
That Aaron Dunham is one fucking hick!
by aaron July 17, 2003
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hick

Shaun- guy I used to know who wore cowboy boots and talked really slowly; redneck
Wow, Shaun is such a hick!
by can't say July 2, 2003
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hick

hick a right.... or .... hick it!
by Budman March 30, 2005
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