Friend 1: Dat nigga's a headless horsemen forreal.
Friend 2: How long him and his girl been goin out?
Friend 1: 2 or 3....days.
Friend 2: And she still aint givin him head?!
Boyfriend: You know everybody at school has been calling me a headless horsemen, right?
Girlfriend: yeah but I mean, we have such a good relationship. Going on 2 years now I think giving in would mess things up for us.
Boyfriend: Damn shawty!!! Nigga jus' tryna buss a nut...
Friend 2: How long him and his girl been goin out?
Friend 1: 2 or 3....days.
Friend 2: And she still aint givin him head?!
Boyfriend: You know everybody at school has been calling me a headless horsemen, right?
Girlfriend: yeah but I mean, we have such a good relationship. Going on 2 years now I think giving in would mess things up for us.
Boyfriend: Damn shawty!!! Nigga jus' tryna buss a nut...
by Professor Whomper February 11, 2010
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a name with chinese / turkish heritage; a Hartles can be seen as a vast encyclopedia of completely irrelevent and useless "facts" that will often be provided in times of mass confusion.
"A Hartles would have been more useful than that bloody lecturer!"
Guy 1: "It's weird how the snow doesn't melt on our street till much later than it does on other streets"
Guy 2: "Well that's because the sun doesn't shine on our street"
Guy 1 & 3: "What? Oh here we go General Knowledge; Hartles extreme!"
Guy 1: "Ah the soddin freeview box isn't workin"
Guy 2: "I know, I'll go pull on that wire outside see if that works..."
Guy 1: "Classic Hartles....."
(listening to Rihanna's "Disturbia" song)
"MAAATTEEE this song sounds just like Disturbia"
"That's probably because it is Disturbia mate.......What a Hartles"
Guy 1: "It's weird how the snow doesn't melt on our street till much later than it does on other streets"
Guy 2: "Well that's because the sun doesn't shine on our street"
Guy 1 & 3: "What? Oh here we go General Knowledge; Hartles extreme!"
Guy 1: "Ah the soddin freeview box isn't workin"
Guy 2: "I know, I'll go pull on that wire outside see if that works..."
Guy 1: "Classic Hartles....."
(listening to Rihanna's "Disturbia" song)
"MAAATTEEE this song sounds just like Disturbia"
"That's probably because it is Disturbia mate.......What a Hartles"
by Hartles-Blounter (Craig Ross) March 25, 2010
Get the Hartles mug.when you cut a bitches head off and receive oral sex through the her windpipe.
ps. you can make it extra sexy by busting down her esophagus
ps. you can make it extra sexy by busting down her esophagus
by yeahyea January 10, 2009
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lovses means love only its more awsome.
and in this case heartses also can mean plain heart.(but its cooler)
lovses means love only its more awsome.
and in this case heartses also can mean plain heart.(but its cooler)
i heartses Gerard Way
by The Evil Bunnie Of Doom March 25, 2008
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Get the Headless Horseman mug.A complex sexual act involving five men and 1 woman. The woman takes one cock in her mouth, one in the pussy and one in her ass, whilst the remaining lucky two guys fuck her armpits. This results in the woman gagging and flapping like a headless chicken.
"Dude I'm glad that girl shaved her armpits before last night!"
"Yeah me too, we totally headless chickened that bitch!"
"Yeah me too, we totally headless chickened that bitch!"
by KFHC October 31, 2008
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